The Cum Monster of terraria

hello, today i was playing terraia with my friend ethan and we were paying as usual. when we went into cave we found somthing scary, THE CUM MOSTER and then he it the he was he chazed us. and then we minined some dimonds and gold when ethan dyed misterously then it came beck and sayed "DIE, I AM THE CuM MONSTEr" and i got scared and turned off the game then ethans dead body appearad and said "HE IS REAL BENJAMIN" and i was sacred and toilet and then he appeared in the game again then said some stuff in japanese then killed me and killed me he did goodly to the point where blood was everywhere and organs too, OMG so scary. thent he neck day i came back on terraria and mined, i was alone this time and then THE CUM MONSTER APPEARED AND KILLED ME IN THE GAEM WITH HYER REALISTIC BLOOD AND GORE AND GUTS AND RED STUFF EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. and then i was makeing toast and eating then ethans skeletom apeard and said some stuff about diary of a wimpy kid hentai and how rodrick was hot but no homo of course. and then i played more terraria and saw the thing again and then it killed me in real life and now i am he yes.

The nexty day...

today, somrting really scarey happened today of today today. it turns out, THE CUM MONSTER CAN CYCLE THORUGH GAMES AT ITS OWN WILL. TODAY I WAS PLAying minecraft and was making a faarm and killing shit when in the distance........................................................................WAS THE CUM MONSTER OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG and i was frightined and sacred, and then it said "yo quiero taco bell?" and farded in my face!!1!!1 and the worst part........ I WAS PLAYING AT 3AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDNT KNOW THAT AND NOW MY MUMMY WILL GROUND ME FOR STAYING UP TO LATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

i dont know why i trust games at this point BUT I AM A GAMER AND THEY ARE MY FUCKING LIFE FJESHDAJEFIHUEAKGJF and then ethan called me on dicksord but he was he deaded? i must have insane for really!! i picked up the call and then he said "hey dude, how's it going? wanna play some more terraria?" and that was really scarey!! i hung up the call but the skeltn demon thingy kept trying to call me!! it was scary horrifying and scarey. the weird thing is is that the cum monster then appeard behind me IN REAL LIFE, and then the werd thing is is that the cum monster didnt kill me it just stretched its arm and grew its hand and grabbed me! and then I fell through the floor? strange, like I actually just fell through the floor. just being able to stare up at my house while stuck in the void was a surreal experience to say the least. I just walked around, in the abyss of darkness by myself. it was cold and lonely, and somehow there was wind. it was almost a gentle breeze that brushed past me, it felt nice, almost complimentary compared to everything that had happened. however, the temperature was unbearable, almost as if my blood was solidifying from the frigidness. y'know, the more this seemed to go on for, the less comedic it seemed to get. almost as if the joke slowly withered away and then left. I don't think I can write this for much longer, it's getting too cold for me. it'll take a miracle for me to survive down here, if this is updated, then I'm alive. somehow.